Baby Week 33 – Memo To My Uterus
December 4, 2008Re: Current Project
Hello Uterus, we are currently working on a project similar to the one we completed in September of 2006. As you may recall, the final presentation for that project did not turn out as we had planned. In light of the previous project, we have decided to take an alternate route for the upcoming presentation. While I can appreciate the prep work you are doing for this current project, it is unnecessary. Braxton Hicks are a great training exercise for women who plan to go through labor. We however, will not be going through labor, so the Braxton Hicks contractions are not helpful this time – merely an uncomfortable distraction. Please feel free to end your prep work at any time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
SO funny! Hope he gets the memo soon…